April 2010
2 posts
March 2010
2 posts
good things come to those who wait....
Got my new car today!! WOOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOO!!! It’s an ‘07 Ford Fusion…..YAY!
February 2010
6 posts
I wanna be a race car passenger - just a guy who bugs the driver. “Say...
I wish I could set you on fire so I don't have to...
So……I am ready for something amazing to happen in my life…I want so much more than what I have. I have a house, great kids, stupid dog, great fam, and love my job. The one thing I desire most- I can’t get right. Relantionships with men. Ugh. But I don’t know if I want to be tied down either. I like comiing and going as a please and nobody getting jealous or telling...
August 2009
2 posts
July 2009
8 posts
It's like jumping in water but not wanting to get...
Real conversation today with a lady that walks into our nail shop:
Lady opens the door and steps in.
Me: Can I help you?
Lady: Oh, Nevermind. I can’t get my nails done.
Me: Ummm….ok.
Lady: I just can’t stand the smell of acrylic. I was just coming in to see if I could smell it.
Me: Ummm..ok….ummm….
Lady leaves.
Lady I am working on: Well. That’s like...
OH MY GOODNESS!
britdawg:
I just taught my dad how to use the shift key. Yeah, he had been using caps lock.
Hahahahaha. This is great!
Good, clean fun.
So tonight me and a couple of girls went to The Comedy Barn in Pigeon Forge. It was as funny as it was the last time I went 10 years ago!!
My mother is an internet farmer.
Mom: My flowers are hidden in my cabbage field.
Me: What?
Mom: My flowers are hidden...
Me: ...why?
Mom: because I hid them, and I forgot about it.
Me: Why'd you hide them?
Mom: because I forgot about them! Oh, she's my twin! I better do hers.
Me: ...
Mom: and she's my twin, too. Wait! My twin appeared...(mumble) My mouth...(mumble)
Me: ...
It is addictive.....you can't help but play it!!
Good things come to those who wait.
June 2009
5 posts
Honey, I'm home!
So another CMA Fest has passed and I must say it was wonderful. Except for the fact that it rained the night Rascal Flatts was supposed to perform and they didn’t get to because of it. That sucked big ones. But over all it was good. Eli Young Band was awesome live as I thought they would be. Kid Rock was a surprise guest Friday night and I wasn’t thrilled about him. He wasn’t...
My stepmom is yelling at my dad because he ate one...
britdawg:
misscaitie:
(via britdawg)
I don’t know if you realize this, but that means your cupcake was so delicious he didn’t even notice he was eating paper.
No. This was something I didn’t know about my dad. He always eats the paper. He said, “It’s part of the cupcake.”
Poppy did it too.
One week til heaven!
CMA Fest in exactly one week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!
Always something to do...
I need to upload pictures to Facebook. I have no idea why my life revolves around this…
May 2009
26 posts
Drama, drama,drama.
Work has sucked lately. Just all the drama that has gone on between all of us girls. I am just so tired of it. I just want to go to work, make money, and leave. I once said that I was there to make money not friends. But you have to get along with who you work with. I think I might stick back to that saying. I’m not really in the drama, I just have to listen to it and that sucks. But I have...
Look I'm Malt-ti-tasking.
I am watching Man vs. Food right now. He is taking on the challenge of drinking 5 huge milkshakes. It makes me want a milkshake so very badly.
Momma's don't let your babies grow up to be...
My mother teaches first grade. Friday one of her student’s mother overdosed and died. The child’s father is also dead. Sunday was Mother’s day. This six year old boy lost his mother two days before Mother’s day. I just think that is sad. So now he has no mother or father to look up to. He also has a four year old brother and a ten year old sister. I guess the grandparents...
You got a cold, cold heart.
The other day I bought Elliott Yamen’s new cd and it is surprisingly really good. I just kinda bought it on a whim but I am very satisfied.
Britt, I feel your pain.
My mother is now stalking me on Tumblr. Great. But her Tumblr needs ALOT of work. I feel if you haven’t posted anything within the last six months they should autmatically delete your Tumblr. Just a thought, Tumblr staff. Just a thought.
4 more weeks til' my life is perfect! →
I wish I was famous, So you'd know my name.
I have this amazing love for The Eli Young Band these days. They will be at CMA Fest this year and I can’t wait to hear them live! On there album Jet Black and Jealous, I feel there are no bad songs. That is very tough to say since I feel that there are very few albums in which you can say that all the songs on the album are great and would listen to them over and over and over. But anyway I...
Drink up honey, you look parched.
So, this week was a decent week. Work was slow but I still ended up making good money. Hayden laughed out loud for the first time. I discovered that I don’t think that tequila and chips and salsa don’t make the best combinatin. I learned how to play the game ‘washers’. While I was learning the game I hit my cousin in the shin with one of them. LOL. Friday night I...
Conversations with Kaleigh.
Me: Kaleigh we need to change your earrings.
Kaleigh: (starts crying) But it’s gonna hurt, I don’t want them to be changed right now.
Me: Kaleigh come over here. It is gonna be ok. I promise it won’t hurt.
Kaleigh: (still crying) Yes it will.
Me: I will pay you a dollar if you let me change them.
Kaleigh: (stops crying the instant I say pay) Make it two and it’s a...
Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your...
There is a reason why English is main language of...
So Saturday a woman who doesn’t speak english AT ALL came into the nail shop to get her nails done. Who had to do her-me. Now why a non speaking woman would come into an only speaking nail salon is beyond me. But anyway, I had done this ladies nails before-I am actually the one who put on her full set. Surprisingly there are only 3 questions to ask for a full set- Do you want white or clear...
Here I go again on my own.
Kaleigh’s preschool and Awana graduation was yesterday. At Awana, it was just Kaleigh, Hayden, and myself. We had to bring a finger food to both and at preschool my dad and stepmom and grandma were all there to help with Hayden. Not saying he is hard to handle but it’s just eaisier with two kids to have help. So at Awana I had to wait until everyone was almost through the line before I...