My mother is an internet farmer.

I am a working, single mom of two. I did this to post things that I think are amusing and to talk about life in general. So let's just hear me out.

Mom: My flowers are hidden in my cabbage field.
Me: What?
Mom: My flowers are hidden...
Me: ...why?
Mom: because I hid them, and I forgot about it.
Me: Why'd you hide them?
Mom: because I forgot about them! Oh, she's my twin! I better do hers.
Me: ...
Mom: and she's my twin, too. Wait! My twin appeared...(mumble) My mouth...(mumble)
Me: ...
It is addictive.....you can't help but play it!!

Oh, Danny girl.